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The Society for the Promotion of Boomhauer (SPB) is a not-for-profit organization founded in 2008. The Society seeks to promotion the Boomhauer language, people, and lifestyle of Boomhauers around the world. SPB works to promote the adoption of a Boomhaurer lifestyle, while promoting tolerance amongst non-Boomhauers.

A Boomhauer's speech patterns are nearly incomprehensible to the untrained listener. A Boomhauer will mumble and invariably use the words "dang ol'" as an all-purpose adjective, sometimes several times in a single sentence. Boomhauers also uses phrases like "I tell ya what" and "man" frequently. A Boomhauer's poor enunciation sometimes lead to misunderstandings about mental capacity. But a Boomhauer is generally highly intelligent and often gives advice to their friends. Given the opportunity, a Boomhauer will also demonstrate that he is quite cultured.

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